INTRO RIFF:

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B|--------------------|
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D|-3-4----------------|
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E|--------------------|

A
Weird goings-on at the County Jail
The door flies open, in strides Geek

G                      D             A
Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail
Looking like the front page of Newsweek

A
He's strapped down to a swivel chair
He says to Lou in a voice of glee,

G                      D            A
trying to swivel right out of there
'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?'

E
Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15
Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up

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  Convinced his self it's all a dream
  as green as a leaf in a tea-cup

E
He's got a pet black tabby cat
When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat

G                D                       A
  that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat
  Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat

G  O:
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|E ///|G / D /|A ///|A ///|

OUTRO:
A                 G  D
  Long gone Geek!

STRUCTUD :
INTRO
VERSE 1
G  O
VERSE 2
OUTRO