Intro: Em   D 

Sounds better when you play it whit power-chords! 

Em 
Alright sir                            D 
Sure I'll have another one it's early   
                                        Em 
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty (dirty) 
                                            D 
Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty (flirty) 
Trust me 
              Em 
I'm the instigator of underwear 
                                   D 
Showing up here and there uh oh (oh no) 
                                 Em 
I'm always on a mission from the getto 
                                 D 
So what if it's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon 
                    B               C 
It's never too soon to send out all the invitations  
  B                  C 
to the last night (of your life) 

Chorus 
Em 
Lordy Lordy Lordy 
                                         D 
I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic 
                     Em 
It's electrifying wind me up and watch me go 
Where she stops nobody knows 
      B             C                          Em 
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you {x15} 

Alright ma'am (ma'am) 
Calm down I know your son said he was in my house (my house) 
He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out 
He wasn't the first and he won't be the last to tone it down 
This happens all the time 
I'm a story to tell the alibi 
They wanna go home I asked them (why) 
It's daylight (not night) 
They might need a break from all the real life (get a life) 
It gets to be too much sometimes 
It's never too late to send out all the invitations to the last night of (your life) 

Chorus 
Lordy Lordy Lordy 

I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic 
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go 
Where she stops nobody knows 
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you 

Em 
I'm off to see the doctor 
     D 
I hope she has a cure 
    Em 
I hope she makes me better 
    D 
What does that even mean? We don't know