C                          E
To become great on youtube, we must all climb the wall of dicks
Am                F
Hurry up my child, there's not much time to waste
G
This is your moment, make it count boy

[Verse]
         C
When you don't want to wear female underwear
         E7
When you don't even care what other people say
     Am
I've done a lot of shit just for attention
F                   G
Just for attention, give me attention
C
I don't really wanna wear that
E7
I don't really wanna overreact
Am
I don't wanna make a video with that twat
F                    G
I don't really wanna eat that

[Pre-Chorus]
C
Youtube whore, youtube whore
E               E7
I suck dick for views
Am
Youtube whore, youtube whore
F               G
I suck dick for views

[Chorus]
C
Youtube whore
E
Youtube whore
Am
Youtube whore
F            G
Youtube whore

[Verse]
C
You You made it to the top
E
I knew there was something in you, kid
Am
Now, for the final test
F                                    G
There's one more thing I need you to suck on
C
Youtube whore (come on, boy)
E
Youtube whore (there's no other way)
Am
Youtube whore (what are you doing, boy?)
F            G
Youtube whore (noooooo)

[Chorus]
C                  E
I sucked a lot a dick
                          Am
I sucked a lot a dick for views
                  F
I sucked a lot a dick
  G                       C
I sucked a lot a dick for views
                  E
I sucked a lot a dick
                           Am
I sucked a lot a dick for views
                  F
I sucked a lot a dicks
  G                       C
I sucked a lot a dick for you

[Verse]
C       E            Am
  Jesus, forgive my sins
                   F
I sucked a lot of penis
    G                 C
And none of them was yours
C           E                Am
  PewDiePie, you skipped my dick
                       F
You've sucked a lot of penis
    G
And none of them was mine

[Outro]
C
Youtube whore
E
Youtube whore
Am
Youtube whore
F           G
Youtube whore