E                         B
I can't sleep, I'm wide awake 
                              Dbm
I'm counting hours. turning crazy 
             E       B  
I am going crazy , 
E                        B
I'll be late for work again 
                          Dbm
I'll be cranky, I'll be lazy 
          E      B  
Oopsie daisy 
E                     B
My pyjama's soaking wet...from sweat... 
                           Dbm
...... ...and my arm numb again ... 
               E            B         
So lucky that arm, sleeping peacefully 
E                               B
I shouldn't bitch about this, I know 
                          Dbm
I should take it like a man 
           E     B
Maaaaaaan Maaaaaaan 

[Bridge 1]

A
But I'm a tender, fragile boy 
A
I need protection, love and affection 
E
It's so embarrassing to admit 
E
But man, I have to man boy up and do it 
B               E
We've only been together for a couple of months 
B               E
I know this is just a one night stand... 
    Dbm
...so this might feel a bit too soon ... 
   B            E
I wanna be the little spoon 
E  Em       E        Em
I have been big spoon forever 
 E      Em     E     Em
Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now 
E   Em        E    Em
You may stay over however... 
   E               Em
...turn around! ...Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now 

[Verse 1]

E
What a lovely day today 
F#m
Don't you think, Jose? 
Dbm
 Nah, did i park wrong?  

Give me two of those 
E
I got spooned last night, you see 
E
Oh yeah, Grandma, that's right 
F#m
I got spooned last night 
Dbm          E
Twice!  Nice! 
A
Is this your dog's work, old man? 
E
 Well, I'll take it to the trash can 
F#m
I got spooned last night... 
E
...don't care about a little bit of shit in my hand ... 
E
Baby, spoon me all night long 
E
Spoon me to the beat of the song 
Dbm
Baby, spoon me in public, I don't care 
Dbm
C'mon, baby, spoon me right fucking' here 
F#m
Spoon me up against the wall 
A
I said, spoon me from behind 
B
C'mon tighter, baby 
B
Upside down, maybe, In costumes then combined 

[Chorus]

Dbm
I'm tired, is it my turn soon ? 
E                    A
Shut up!  Baby, get behind and be the big spoon 
Dbm
I wanna be the little spoon 
E                   A
Shut the fuck up!  Imma gonna be the little spoon now 
*no instrumental*
But you're supposed to be the big spoon 

[Verse 2]

Supposed? Cuz I'm a man? 

 You don't understand 
E
We all started in our mother's womb 
                 Dbm      E
Wich is like one big ass spoon 

But men ain't gettin' no spoons out here 
                           B        E
It's not like mothers have wombs to spare 

We tried to spoon like this and that 
                       Dbm        E
We tried to spoon both here and there 

We tried to get back up in the womb 
         B           E
What the hell, son ? Sorry! 
*no instrumental*
I even tried the biggest spoon I could find 

[Bridge 2]

A
Well! Ir's the most basic need of all 
F#m
Spooning's essential, core existential 
A                                              Em
It's fundamental to get spooned in the rear ...or the consequences can be severe ... 
A
there's a reason why the world... 
F#m
is full of frustration, misery and war 
A
From internet haters to Kim Jong-un 
Em         B            E
We have never ever been spooned 

Never been spooned 

[Chorus 2]

Dbm
You gotta stand up for spooning 
E                         E     
Shout out! "Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now" 
Dbm                B ?
No more will your beauty sleep be ruined 
E                          E
No discussion!  Imma gonna be the little spoon now This is a spoon revolution 
Dbm                           
End the spoon starvation... ...for half of the population ... 
E                          E
Spoon eachother... ...cuz that's the sollution ... 
Dbm                
Yin and yang, that's where it's at 
B                                  E
If i spoon you, you gotta spoon me back... ...bitch!