Intro:

        (drum beat, 2 bars)

Verse 1 [N.C. first line]:

          Db          Gb        Db      Gb
        There's gonna be a big party at my house
            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
        Db           Gb           Db       Gb
        I'm chargin' two bucks to get into my house
            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
                      Gb
        You know the food and the drinks are all for free
                Ab
        If you want to pay the cook you gotta find-a me

Verse 2:

        Now there ain't gonna be any kissin' on the dance floor
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
        And there ain't gonna be any dancin' on the kissin' floor
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
        I got a lot of records for you to hear
        But my phonograph hasn't worked for over a year

Bridge:

            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
            Db       Gb       Db          Gb
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)

        (organ builds Ab9 chord from notes indicated)

            [Ab]      [Ab C]    [Ab C Eb]  [Ab C Eb Gb]
             / / / /    / / / /     / / / /    / / / /

        [Ab C Eb Gb Bb]    [N.C.]
             / / / /    / / / /
                          That's trash!

Verse 3:

        There'll be a lot of cool chicks who love to rock now
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's cool)
        They gotta leave by nine o'clock now
        (La-la la-la-la-la la-la, that's trash)
        But later on we can go for a ride
        I got a new motorscooter with Powerglide

[repeat bridge]

Tag:

        bass:

           [N.C.]          Db
         v   v   v   v     v
E|-----------------|---|
B|-----------------|---|
G|-------------16\-|-4-|
D|-----------------|---|
        (that's trash!)