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[Verse]

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Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled
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I never dated Wynona Ryder, and I probably never will
                                                       
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than some
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Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-one


[Verse 2]

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Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, All the kids call me 'old man'
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I need glasses and alkaseltzer and a frickin' prostate exam
                                                        
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than you
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Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-two


[Solo]

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[Verse 3]

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Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I'm a petered out Peter Pan
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And sometimes I feel foolish, I make my livin' singing with this band
                                                     
I guess I'm frickin' forty, That's what my mama said
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But Bruce Springsteen's frickin' sixty-two and the Stones are almost dead


[Verse 4]

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Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled
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But still I'm a buck wild lovin' cowboy, I don't need them little blue pills
                                                       
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but it ain't no thing to me
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Well I might be frickin' forty, hell, I'm lying, I'm forty-three