C            Am            F         G       C
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
C    Am   F    G   C
10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 2]
        C             Am            F         G       C
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 3]
         C           Am           F          G       C
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
3 roasted meat chunks
G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 4]
        C            Am            F         G       C
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
4 pregnant piglets
G
3 roasted meat chunks
G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 5]
       C            Am            F         G       C
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 6]
       C            Am            F         G       C
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 7]
       C              Am            F         G       C
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 8]
       C             Am            F         G       C
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
N.C.
Herpies
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 9]
       C             Am            F         G       C
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
9 free black page listings
N.C.
Herpies
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 10]
       C             Am            F         G       C
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
G
10 corpses cackling
G
9 free black page listings
N.C.
Herpies
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 11]
       C               Am            F         G       C
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
   G
A valtrex perscription
G
10 corpses cackling
G
9 free black page listings
N.C.
Herpies, again
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli

[Verse 12]
       C              Am            F         G       C
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me
G
12 swollen kidneys
   G
A valtrex perscription
G
10 corpses cackling
G
9 free black page listings
N.C.
Herpies, for real
G
7 shots of narcan
G
6 slavic seamen
C D    G
5 nuva rings
C
4 pregnant piglets
      Am
3 roasted meat chunks
F          G
2 Bob Ross Paintings
    C   Am       F  G  C
and 10 pounds of ravioli