You smelled, you smelled like hell,
You smelled like halloween back then,
You smelled so bad you scared the girls away,
That’s what they said to me.

A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.

Oh, please, i need my bed,
I haven’t fucked, just don’t know what you say.
I sit around confused, you just pop into my head,
Some of them quite bizarre.

A mix of beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.

Oh, don’t be like that, i’m a nice guy.
You’re so bound to drink, can’t be asked to explain,
Now what was i saying?

My girl thinks i’m a flat,
I watch my faculties, i’m slowly stuck.
I swear i’ll never teach you another drive
Who i am trying to kick.

Beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.

Oh, don’t be like that, i’m a nice guy.
It’s all down do drink, let me try to explain,
Now what was i saying?

I must refrain from drinking gin,
That lady’s drink is gonna do me wrong.
I wake up naked, laying next to a bed,
Does not for self esteem.

And mixing beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.
I’m on beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.
Just give me beer and wine and sunshine and cigarettes.