Get you a lady, make you a baby
Fight like crazy, make you hate me
Take-take out a loan, get you a home
Stay there alone, stare at your phone

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh

Baby, what you cryin' for?
We’ve been dyin' since the dinosaurs
I don’t want to hurt your feelin's
I guess it’s just my way of dealin'

Get you a husband, (uh, uh-oh) please and love him
One in the stroller, (uh, uh-oh) one in the oven
(Uh, uh-oh)
Take out a loan, (uh, uh-oh) get you a home
Stay there alone (uh, uh-oh) with the stuff that you own
(Uh, uh-oh)

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh

Baby, what you cryin' for?
We’ve been dyin' since the dinosaurs
I don’t want to hurt your feelin's
I guess it’s just my way of dealin'

I don’t think we’ll ever sing again
No party or no minglin'
I will never feel a thing again
No, I don’t think I’ll ever sing again
No party or no minglin'
I will not feel a thing again
No, I don’t think I’ll ever sing again
No party or no minglin'
I will not feel a thing again

There we have the incidents leading up to the unhappy situation
It began as simply as that
When someone is making every effort to hurt our feelings
Very few of us can take it