Once, you would hang around me
Hang, 'round me night and day
I thought that love had found me
When we became that way

Now, it's a different story
You're not a one-girl man
I've heard you're in your glory
Playing the Dapper Dan

You may tell me you're a Saint
But listen to my complaint

What's the use of hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you, deary
I never know
I never know just where I stand

What's the use of bangin' around with you
Bangin' around with you
Bangin' around with you, deary
You've gotta give
This little girl a bigger hand

You're not acting the beau
That I once used to know
I'm beginning to see
That I'm likely to be
On the shelf

If you want me hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you, deary
You've gotta learn
You've gotta learn to be yourself

JASON ALEXANDER
I simply must deny it
I swear it isn't true
My heart is on a diet
Darling, except for you

When I'm with other damsels
Really, I don't go far
I try to tell those ma'm'selles
Just what a peach you are

Oh I'm so misunderstood
Though I've tried to be so good

Oh, what's the use of hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you, deary
I never know
I never know just where I'm at

And what's the use of bangin' around with you
Bangin' around with you
Bangin' around with you, deary
Oh I'm afraid
You're forcing me to leave you flat

KRISTIN CHENOWETH
Please don't be in a huff
It was only a bluff
Everything is in vain
If you mean to remain so upstage

If you want me hangin' around with you

BOTH
Hangin' around with you
Hangin' around with you, deary

KRISTIN CHENOWETH
You've gotta learn
You've gotta learn to act

Your agent called
Your other gigs fell through

BOTH
You've gotta learn
You've gotta learn to act your age