One two three four!
Chōri-chū no sūpu ni tamago o otosu yō ni
Himitsu no mi o hitotsu otoshita
Me to hana to mimi to kankaku de sono kyōkai-sen o oi tsudzuke mawashimashita

Churu chu chu chu chu
Churu chu chu chu chu tte
Hanauta utai mawari mawaru
Shikōsakugo o kurikaesu boku wa hakuchi
Sekanshirazu no dai baka-sa
Kono sekai wa itsu datte
Hikari to yami to isha to kanja ryōgi-sei de afurete iru
Sō sa sagi-shi to baka to koso doro to

Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de zetsubō to yume to shinjitsu to uso o hitotsu ni tabanete
Soupy world migite de uchinuite okure
Himitsu no mi wa umai guai ni sekai ni toke boku no uso wa usumatta
Demo nazeka munashi-sa ga hoho o tsutai ochiru
Motto sunao ni naretanara
Atamade wa wakatteru tsumoride mo
Teikitekini-sei no jikkan o enaito boku wa
Shi no yūwaku ni wa katenai nda
Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de kachi-gumi to make-gumi mo hitotsu ni tabanete
Suriru mo kaikan mo kanemochi mo binbō mo issho sa

Dareka no fukō o zairyō ni shinaito kō o e renai nonara
Zenbu mazete kakimazete usumete shimaou
Dare mo kono sekai ni shitsubō shinai yō ni
Ura mo hyō mo kiranai yō ni
Gisei ni naranai yō ni
Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de zetsubō to yume to shinjitsu to uso o hitotsu ni tabanete
Soupy world migite de uchinuite okure