Ben!
Well, now your back's going to hurt
Because you just pulled landscaping duties
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up
Nobody makes me bleed
My own blood festivus for the rest of us

You were in that movie
Dodgeball
Vince Vaughn was in that
He is a funny guy
Remember when he was in Jurassic Park 2
That was good

Not as good as Sam Neil should have been in it
Jeff Goldblum just didn't cut it
But he was pretty awesome in the Fly
Melting that dude's hand off
Wait where was eye
That guy you know
There's Something About Mary

I said it when I was born and RDJ said it to me too
You must never go full retard
Never go full retarded
I said it when I was born and RDJ said it to me too
You must never go full retard
Matt Dillon and Cameron Diaz before she went downhill
I can't say it that I still love her