Halloween... (x4)
Halloween is such a nice time
(why is it a nice time then?)
I dunno, just is – but let me tell you about it
Bats come out
Children come out
In their finest costumes
Made of black
Faces painted in lime green
(it makes you sick)

Halloween (x4)
Pumpkin pie (x3)
(won't you give it a try?)
It tastes nice (eat it!)

Mother's serving pumpkin pie
On plastic plates for the children
(the children?!)
“talking”, she tells them
It will feed them all
You'll get fat
You'll get wide
You'll feel sick
And then you'll die

Into the cemetery you will go
Six feet under you will be placed
Perhaps in a wooden box
Or maybe not
What a horrible end
(maggots!)

In the fiery depths of hell (x3)
(hello be'elzebub! you awright are you?)
Hello there young man! would you like to buy a used car?

In the fiery depths of hell
You'll meet satan and his three pronged friend
Yes – he will poke you
And he'll roast you

That will be your end
Halloween will not be your friend
You won't see god
Never again